Social Fumbling: How to not, not embarass ones'self.
Boardwalk Empire has surpassed all expectations. I haven’t found a show with characters quite so real and involving in the longest time.
(Source: boardwalkempireconfessions)
painkillers, y u make my face swollen? now i look like "y u no" meme - Y U No | Meme Generator
Opiates, y u make my face swell up? #notworthit #imadethis
2 stitches, a wire brace across my teeth, 1 fractured tooth requiring future removal, 10 injections including 2 doses of morphine, a tetanus injection and 6 local anaesthetics, all taking 9 hours in the ER.
This is what happens when mum types cut across your cycle lane on a dutch bike with no fucking idea how to not be a complete fucking idiot and menace to society.
P.S aforementioned woman did a hit & run, leaving no contact info after leaving as I lay in a pool of blood with a possible fractured vertebrae.
Pretty disappointed that a cyclist committed a hit & run on another cyclist, actively lying about giving contact info to 3 witnesses AND 2 ambulance guys.
I fucking HATE Coldplay, but agreed:
Coldplay’s tribute to Adam Yauch, last night at the Hollywood Bowl.
Say what you will about Coldplay, this is beautiful.
Littlest Vintage, by Vincent Coleman (FaintMag)
Located in the Eastern Adelaide suburbs on Glen Osmond Road amidst the boutiques and coffee shops, Littlest Vintage is a hoarders paradise, packed to the roof with cowboy boots, tweed duffel coats and vintage print dresses, along with antique typewriters, 70s luggage and the odd musical instrument or two.
Two-Bit Villains, by Vincent Coleman (FaintMag)
Located in the floating mezzanine walkways of Adelaide Arcade is Two-Bit Villains, an independent “kustom kulture” clothing boutique and soda bar that looks like it was pulled right out of a 1950s basement. The shop features a combination of clothing, jewellery and object d’art from local designers, as well as imported goods and vintage finds, catering not only to the rockabilly crowd but to anyone who likes a bit of retro schtick.
Portfolio Updates #4 - Photoshop Tinkering
Bits and pieces from messing around with Adobe CS5.
The inconsiderate taxis would be the worst offenders if they actually apologised.
Portfolio Updates #3 - Global Survival Crisis - Gatefold Brochures (3)
These gate-fold brochures were produced as part of a Professional Practice course unit in public communications.
Using the scenario of a Planet-Killer meteor about to hit earth in the next 12 weeks, they were designed to provide clear and concise information to different levels of authority, the conflicting information inside intended as social satire.
Portfolio Updates #2 - How Much Emo Can You Pack In A Jazz?
This was a Media Theory project for a creative response to an existing advertisement, using similar medium, theory and techniques. The above Honda Jazz billboard was a response to the Honda Jazz Packing ad “How much Hipsters can you pack in a Jazz?”.
Portfolio Updates #1 - On Dit Layout
Layout for On Dit, the Adelaide University student magazine I edited in 2009.
Call me Ishmael.
Social Fumblings is the tragic romantic misadventures and assorted tales of the terrible things I end up doing.
Clever Sorts
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